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Comedy Clusterfest!

30 Jun

This was the inaugural year of Comedy Clusterfest, a 3 (well, 2.5) day, partially-outdoor comedy festival in San Francisco. The headliners were Kevin Hart (Friday), Bill Burr (Saturday), and Jerry Seinfeld (Sunday), as well as other well-known comedians like Hannibal Buress, Sarah Silveman, Fred Armisen, T.J. Miller and Pete Davidson.

James and I got early bird tickets for $200 each – expensive, but pretty good value given how many shows we saw. We saw all the headliners, discovered a lot of new comedians, got some swag, and overall had a great time.

There was an outdoors South Park exhibit you could take photos in:
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And a real life Paddy’s Pub (where you could order Milk Steak and Rum Ham):
IMG_20170602_173914The only thing we didn’t get to see was the Seinfeld replica apartment, which looked really cool but had lines of 1.5-2 hours.

We mainly stuck to the Bill Graham auditorium, which had back to back comedy sets all weekend and was the best place to camp out if you wanted to enjoy yourself without having to wait in line all day. Here are the seats we got on Friday.
IMG_20170602_174950People had cottoned onto the Bill Graham strategy by the second day, so our seats were not quite as awesome (though still pretty good – front row mezzanine). The auditorium was packed all Saturday and Sunday – standing room only for Tig Notaro and Hannibal Buress.
IMG_20170603_150923We also discovered the Papa Johns Mystery Box game, where you chose a door to win random prizes, the best ones being $5-10 vouchers you could spend on food and drinks at the festival.
IMG_20170603_184931There was a guy inside manually dropping prizes in the compartments. When it was my turn he dangled a souvenir Clusterfest tote bag in front of me, then dropped two $5 vouchers instead.

Papa Johns Box Guy: There you go! That’s a better prize isn’t it?
Me: Actually, I would take the bag …
Papa Johns Box Guy: Oh. Well you can have the bag as well then.

=D

Between us, James and I got $25 or $30 in vouchers, so that was really cool. =) We gave one to Patrick (who only got $5, so James felt obliged to share the wealth) and spent the rest on a coffee for James and booze the next day.

The evening headliners were all outside at the Colossal Stage, which was a bit of a problem because it was super cold every night – pretty much all the comedians complained about it.

The second night for Bill Burr, our group split up with some of us standing further away and James, Patrick and I braving the crush nearer the stage. It was a pretty stressful experience getting jostled around and we were debating whether to head back to our friends when one of the event organisers started randomly picking people from the crowd to sit in the chairs up front.
IMG_20170603_230239The three of us could not stop grinning afterwards. =D OMG it was such a better view and experience in the seats.

We were pretty lucky overall that weekend, and got good seats for all the shows we were interested in. Including second row centre seats for the packed Bill Burr and Jerry Seinfeld Q&A on Sunday (the highlight of the festival for me). Which also ended up being second row centre seats for the Hannibal Buress set that made James double over and tear up from laughing so hard. And second row centre seats for watching Pete Davidson absolutely bomb when he repeated a set he’d done the previous day.

Sorry it’s super blurry, but right after James took the photo they started clamping down hard on photos so we didn’t get a chance to re-take it.
IMG_20170604_142153(Margarita courtesy of Papa John’s)

We also got coveted seats for the Seinfeld evening show at the Colossal Stage, but that one was a huge mess. The organisers fucked up and wouldn’t let in the people who had lined up because they weren’t clearing out the people who were already there for the previous act (which was protocol every other night and the festival’s official policy). Instead they let in a bunch of randoms who lied and said that they already had seats. I know they lied because people at festivals always lie, and also because after 50 people blew by us, James went up and they let him go through (and the organiser was like “yeah I remember you”). =/

So James and I ended up getting seats for Seinfeld, but it was bittersweet because our friends didn’t get in. =( Seinfeld was really funny – it was really impressive seeing him live, especially after hearing him talk about the craft of comedy at the Q&A earlier that day.

There are definitely some kinks to iron out, but we had a blast at the festival. If they do it next year with a similarly stacked lineup I would totally go again. I would also bring a much thicker jacket or a blanket for the evening show because brrr.

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2 Days at Universal and Harry Potter World

16 Jun

OK so our next stop was Universal!

In an auspicious start to this part of our holiday, James made a special friend in our hotel elevator on the first night.IMG_20170503_190151 (1)We stayed at one of the Universal hotels, which came with express passes and early entry for both days. Highly recommended!

The main reason we were excited for early entry was because of Harry Potter world. Brian said that last time he went to Universal with his family he couldn’t even get in – they’d stopped letting people into Harry Potter world because it was too crowded.

And it was amazing. So immersive and detailed – James doesn’t even like Harry Potter and even he had a great time wandering around experiencing everything.

Like Hogwarts!
IMG_20170505_065831 In the background you can see one of the Universal employees – she was walking up to offer to take the photo for us, which was super nice. =) And here it is!IMG_20170505_065848We went on the Hogwarts ride once on the first day and once on the second day – we pretty much walked straight through both times, so didn’t get a chance to take many photos inside.

There was a greenhouse, a couple of rooms with talking/moving portraits, the sorting hat, a giant dining room with a dragon skeleton, and probably a bunch of stuff that I’m forgetting now. The lead-up to the ride was better than the ride itself IMO.IMG_20170505_070217Then outside the castle there was Hogsmeade.
IMG_20170505_065716 You could visit Honeydukes! IMG_20170505_073002We also tried butterbeer, which was delicious. Protip: the frozen butterbeer is much better than the regular.

James and I got a photo with the Hogwarts train conductor.
IMG_20170504_093913Here we are waiting for the train to take us to Diagon Alley (some of us were more excited than others).00012IMG_00012_BURST20170504100657And inside the train:
IMG_20170504_100945In the other park you could visit places like Gringotts bank, the Knight Bus (with a shrunken head that had a conversation with us), that joke shop that the Weasley brothers started, and that hardcore forbidden alley that only bad wizards went to.

You may or may not be able to tell that I have only a passing recollection of the books.

Here James is on the bus:
IMG_20170505_081943_1And this was a money exchange where you could buy wizard currency and talk to a goblin: IMG_20170505_082521The coolest (or at least the most photogenic) attraction was the dragon that sits on top of the Gringotts bank. Every so often it would roar and shoot flames out of its mouth.
IMG_20170505_082754Apparently I missed the memo that we were going to be making stupid faces. thought we were taking a nice group picture.
IMG_20170504_102017There were lots of little stores where you could buy souvenirs, but set up like they were actual stores in the Harry Potter universe. Even for non-fans it’s great, so for actual fans it must be mind-blowing.

I enjoyed Universal a lot more than I thought I would! It did lean heavily on the “wear 3D glasses while you sit in a vehicle” type of ride that I’m not all that keen on, but there were lots of other fun rides to make up for it.
IMG_20170504_150515(That one was actually not as bad as it looked!)

We also really liked the Simpsons part of Universal. You could eat at Krusty Burger and drink Duff beer at Moe’s Tavern. The guys said that the Duff beer was quite terrible, but they still drank it for the experience.
IMG_20170504_182328A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
IMG_20170504_182513Universal was definitely a lot more relaxed than Disney. We had express passes for everything, so (aside from Harry Potter world) we didn’t have to be strategic about when we went on rides, and there were way fewer crowds.

So yeah, that was our holiday! It was great seeing Brian again – some of the best times we had that week were at dinner, just laughing and drinking and catching up. We’re going to try and figure out another group trip later this year (only with Matt added because we all miss Matt).

And then … the Five Horsemen shall ride again!

5 Days in Disneyworld – The Most Magical Place on Earth

9 Jun

In May this year, James and I went to Disneyworld!

Disney wasn’t really on our radar but Brian (who now lives in Atlanta) suggested it would be a good place for a friend reunion. James and I spent 5 days at Disney and 2 at Universal – we added an extra day at Magic Kingdom since it was our first time.

Day 1 – Magic KingdomPhotoPass_Visiting_MK_402717919769 (1)We got to the Magic Kingdom early and knocked out a bunch of rides before it got too busy. We could walk onto rides that normally had a 60+ minute wait, so it was definitely worth doing.

At 2:30pm we took a break to go back to our hotel and nap, before coming back for our dinner reservation at Be Our Guest.

Here we are outside the castle:
IMG_20170429_164316Seeing inside was cool, but the line to meet The Beast was really long and we paid upscale dining prices for very average food (though it was nice to get out of the heat). Would not recommend. IMG_20170429_181446We went on a few more rides after dinner. The lines definitely got shorter after 8pm.IMG_20170429_201733 (1)But we were pretty knackered from the heat and all the walking and crowds, so went back to our hotel at 10pm.

By then, Brian and Will had arrived and tried to entice us out to drinks with this photo from Downtown Disney:
18216083_10107913183972700_1484057744_o But we were having none of it and sent back this photo from our hotel bed. IMG_20170429_215434It’s basically single vs married life.

We all agreed to meet at Animal Kingdom bright and early the next day. “Tomorrow,” Brian said, “the Four Horsemen shall ride.”

Day 2 – Animal Kingdom

The original plan was to go straight onto Expedition Everest but the ride was down that morning. =( So instead we went to Dinoland and did a few of the rides there.

Will was so jealous that I was the Chosen One.
IMG_20170430_091124(Disney uses the red card to time how long it takes to get through the standby line).

We went on Expedition Everest and Kali River Rapids a few times. Each subsequent ride on KRR got more and more fun. Not everyone would get equally wet, so each time we’d try to predict who would get drenched, and when they did the whole raft would laugh at them.18216344_10107917558980150_264678123_o (1)We did pretty much everything at Animal Kingdom, and it was James’ favourite park. He liked the safari and all the rides and the general theme.

The River of Light show at the end of the night was pretty meh though. I thought the Tree of Life was much cooler.
IMG_20170430_214420Animal Kingdom was by far the walking-est day at 30k+ steps compared to 20k+ at all the other parks. My feet were absolutely killing me, and when we got back to the hotel James gathered some ice to make me an ice pack which really helped. =)

Day 3 – Epcot

The next day was Epcot, which again involved a lot of walking. But this time I was ice-fortified.IMG_20170501_090025There were pretty short lines for everything so between that and strategic fast passes we didn’t have to wait too long for anything.

Here we are about to go on Mission Space: Orange. Notice how careful James was to get the astronaut display in the photo.
IMG_20170501_121458I had voted to go on the wussier Mission Space: Green, but was overruled. Later, everyone was full of regret. It felt like that Gravitron ride where you’d stick to the wall as the ride spun around – I’ve definitely lost my tolerance for that kind of stuff!

We had lunch at Via Napoli right afterwards, which settled our stomachs. James ordered a Moscow Mule (with Mickey ears!).IMG_20170501_131341This is the huge pizza that I split with Brian. I don’t know why he looks so suspicious of the pizza.IMG_20170501_134304Then we headed to the World Showcase. We tried to drink our way around the world but it was too much booze and instead we settled for taking selfies in every country.

Mexico
IMG_20170501_153124Me and Will after we split a margarita.IMG_20170501_161421(This is why we couldn’t continue with drinking around the world).

Norway
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China
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Germany
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Italy
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USA IMG_20170501_180915

Japan
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France
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United Kingdom IMG_20170501_184731

Canada
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Then we had dinner at Le Cellier, watched IllumiNations, and headed back to our hotels, ready for the next day.

Day 4 – Magic Kingdom

James and I sprung for Early Morning Magic at Magic Kingdom. This let us in 45 minutes before everyone else and we could ride Seven Dwarfs, Peter Pan and Winnie the Pooh as many times as we wanted, and came with an AYCE breakfast. It was pretty magical being in the park with hardly anyone else there.

Front cart for Seven Dwarfs!
IMG_20170502_080856We tested out a bunch of different cart locations and thought back cart was the most fun.

We went on Seven Dwarfs 4 or 5 times, Winnie the Pooh and Peter Pan once each, then had breakfast before the rest of the park opened.

Then we met up with Brian and Will and went on a bunch of other rides. My favourite thing was seeing talking Mickey Mouse. The talking effect was so realistic and even though I know Mickey isn’t real it was still mind-blowing. Even James was impressed. It was really fun seeing how he interacted with everyone – he did a magic trick for us. =D
PhotoPass_Visiting_MK_402717787521 (1) And of course, the Mickey selfie! IMG_20170502_111057We stayed to watch the fireworks show, which was really lovely, and got a group photo at the end of the night (we’re a little bit wet because we went on Space Mountain again).
PhotoPass_Visiting_MK_402717847017 (1)Splash Mountain was our favourite ride in Magic Kingdom. It was down the first day James and I were in Magic Kingdom so we were very glad that they got it working again. =)

Day 5 – Hollywood Studios

This was our final day at Disneyworld. As soon as we got to the park we went on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster (front cart again, yay!)

Then we headed to the Star Wars section, which the boys were very excited about.
IMG_20170503_110247Here is Will, butting in on our Star Tours photo:
IMG_20170503_105126(Also, I discovered that I’m not very good at rides where you’re in a moving vehicle while you watch a 3D movie. Brian says he’s the same way, and it’s because your brain detects the slight differences between what you’re seeing and how you’re moving and it messes you up).

But anyway, I got to meet the Mayor of Hollywood! He gave me some mayor money and told me to vote for him.
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We did all the rides since it wasn’t a very big park. I think theme-wise though, it was my favourite.

We got a group photo in front of the Tower of Terror. =)
PhotoPass_Visiting_STUDIO_402717787543 (1)And a selfie in front of Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster!
IMG_20170503_155501We just kept getting fast passes for Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster and Tower of Terror and walking on with hardly any lines, so that was nice.

The original plan had been to stay for Fantasmic at the end of the night, but we’d done everything we wanted and decided just to head to our Universal hotel early.

So we grabbed our bags, said goodbye to Disney and hello to Universal, ready for two more days of theme parks!

Ocean Beach Fire Pits

15 May

Just before we left for Disney (a whole bunch of posts about that coming soon!) we hung out with some friends at Ocean Beach. There are 16 fire pits and apparently they go pretty quickly – Patrick showed up at 2pm to claim one and said they were all gone within half an hour.

James and I rocked up around 2:30pm to keep him company. It was an intermittently overcast day and for awhile the clouds made this cool shape.
IMG_20170422_150443As we waited, people kept walking around and eyeing the pits hopefully – maybe 4 or 5 groups came up to us to ask if we were going to use the one we were sitting around. So yeah, arrive at/before 2pm if you want one. Probably even earlier during summer – an article I read recommended 11am!

The Safeway near Ocean Beach sells firewood and we used 3 boxes, plus a whole bunch of firewood scavenged from old illegal fires that people had made in the sand.

We were by far the least prepared group on the beach. Everyone else had chairs, tents and food. The group next to us were chopping vegetables, making salads and had brought a portable Weber to grill. We … we had to ask to borrow their lighter to start our fire.

Here is a photo of our initial attempts (in the background you can see the superior group).
IMG_20170422_170609Success!
IMG_20170422_172026 For a long time it was just the kindling that burned and we couldn’t get the logs to catch. We babied that fire like crazy to make sure it didn’t go out. I was pretty proud of us for not using lighter fluid like most of the other groups. Look at our magnificent fire!
IMG_20170422_175421We didn’t bring a corkscrew, so James hacked at the wine cork with his leatherman to mixed results.IMG_20170422_173317When Patrick’s girlfriend arrived she brought a dog that she was dogsitting (apparently it was half coyote?). James was instantly overjoyed by the dog but the dog didn’t quite know what to make of James.
IMG_20170422_195552It got cold very quickly once the sun went down. I was wearing a fleece jacket and regretted not bringing an additional layer. The (magnificent) fire helped but I was definitely on the chillier side of comfortable.

Patrick’s girlfriend also brought ingredients for s’mores. What a champion! Yes, until she arrived we didn’t have s’mores ingredients. I told you we were unprepared. Here is the exhaustive list of the things we brought:

  • football
  • guitar
  • Jelly Bellies
  • Malteasers
  • Funions
  • almonds
  • wine-with-no-corkscrew
  • beer
  • cider
  • wood-with-no-lighter
  • supermarket sushi for one

We made it work, but as you can imagine the s’mores were very well-received.
IMG_20170422_202903 (1)The lighter embers from the fire kept getting blown out by the wind. They look like yellow streaks in the photos which I think is pretty cool.
IMG_20170422_202323So yeah, that was a fun evening. =) Until the next day when we woke up and realised that all our clothes smelled like smoke and there was sand everywhere. Ah well, such is (fire pit) life.

Indonesia: Bali & Ubud

3 Aug

To kick our holiday off in style, James and I splurged on a business class flight from Melbourne to Bali. It was only a few hundred dollars more expensive than economy, and totally worth it.
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You can’t really tell from the photo but the chairs fully reclined (which we took advantage of later on for super comfortable naps).

When we arrived we were not prepared for the horrible humidity – it was like being inside someone’s warm, wet mouth. We’ve been spoiled by the temperate climate in Seattle and San Francisco and anything outside of that has us flailing around in a panic. In every photo you see, just picture me quietly dying from the humidity.

We got to catch up with all our friends which was great. =) My favourite activity (“activity”) by far was getting spa treatments. They were so cheap – something like $15 for 2 hour scrub/massage treatments. Massages every day – living the dream.

There was a restaurant down the street that we quite liked, so went there a couple of times for Balinese feasts.
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They also had these lemon iced teas that were so refreshing. James said he didn’t like the drinks in Indonesia because they were too sweet, which probably explains why I liked them so much.

We also had suckling pig! It was delicious but enormous (you had to reserve the whole pig in advance rather than ordering a la carte). We had to gather a giant group to eat the pig together and we only just managed it. I think it was pretty much my favourite meal in Indonesia; good food, good friends – what’s not to love?
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The day of the wedding was a bit of a worry because it was bucketing down in the morning. Thankfully it cleared up and the humidity even dropped down a bit for a gorgeous ceremony. =)

Afterwards while family photos were being taken, we all nicked off to explore the beach and take our own fun photos and pre-game before dinner.
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The reception was lovely – right by the beach! We ate, drank, danced and sang lots of karaoke.

The next day Chi Kai had organised a group tour of Ubud, which was super thoughtful of him. We all piled into a van that drove us to all the tourist attractions, including …

Monkey Forest

Admittedly touristy trappy, but it was quite nice walking around the shaded forest looking at monkeys. This one kept trying to groom her kid, who was not having any of it and kept trying to run off.IMG_20160519_131058_1 Ubud Market

I think only the girls ended up buying stuff here! Madeleine picked up some singlets, Quincy bought a handheld fan (smart), and I picked up a metallic saarong. I bargained it down from ~$20 to under $4, which I’m sure means I still got ripped off, but it’s $4 – how much cheaper could it possibly have gotten?IMG_20160803_125953Tegalalang Rice Terrace

We just stopped briefly here for photos.
IMG_20160519_125532We also had lunch overlooking a volcano which was pretty cool.

Kopi Luwak Plantation

The next stop was a coffee plantation to check out kopi luwak, where the beans are harvested from civet poo. That stuff sells for like, $30 a cup in the US, so $5 is a comparative bargain.

They gave us a brief tour and showed us the harvesting and roasting process. Here James is, roasting some beans and earning his keep.IMG_20160519_152737

They also had generous samples of other teas and coffees for free. They were very sweet though, so James didn’t really enjoy them.IMG_20160519_153736And as for the super expensive kopi luwak …

Bleh.

I thought it was super sour and was not a fan at all (though I don’t like regular coffee so I am a poor judge). James didn’t really like it either, but he thought maybe it was how they prepared it so he bought some beans to take home and experiment with.

We also went to see a temple and finished the long day with a seafood dinner at Jimbaran Beach. You’re really paying for the ambiance, but seafood on the beach is pretty cool.IMG_20160519_194539The next day I went for one last massage while James packed (I know, what a sweetheart). After the previous day driving around in a van it was heavenly and it felt like she worked out every knot in my body. Here is a dramatic reenactment:

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We said goodbye to our friends and took a flight to Labuan Bajo, ready to begin our Komodo Island adventure. As an aside, I am sooo daunted at the prospect of sorting through my Komodo Island videos photos. We had 4 days and 3 nights of gorgeous hikes, snorkeling and wildlife – it is definitely going to be a media-heavy post and I’m scared I won’t do justice to how utterly gorgeous everything was!

Accidentally Cycling (Part of) Mount Tam

11 Apr

Yesterday James and I went out cycling with our friends. The weather forecast was promising rain but it just ended up being overcast the whole day which was perfect!

There was a flurry of messages that morning discussing whether to change the route or cancel because of the weather. Brian said the cold was worse than the rain and Will said the cold was fine and he was just going to wear a t-shirt and shorts. Brian told me that he messaged Stephan privately and told him not to listen to Will because he was crazy.

Which was true because Will ended up having to buy a jacket on the way to our meeting spot. (When Stephan saw Will’s augmented outfit he smirked and said “nice jacket” haha)

Incidentally Will bought the jacket at Sports Basement, which is where James tried on this cunning helmet:

The original intent was to cycle to Stinson beach via Muir Woods and the Panoramic Highway but due to my shoddy navigation we ended up climbing Mount Tam instead.

James and Stephan shot way ahead of us. I was a little bit faster than Will on the climb but in all fairness he was pretty shaken because he’d crashed his bike at the start of our ride. Brian also looked like he was having a pretty hard time because he has a super heavy bike so sometimes he’d have to get off and walk.

Part of the way up I double checked the route directions and it turned out we were way off-course. Like we shouldn’t have done any of the uphill segments. We waited for Brian to catch up and I was like “Brian you are going to hate me …”

At that point we had to make a decision whether to keep going up to see where the road  went or whether to backtrack and get on the route we’d originally intended. Stephan wanted to keep going because he thought it would be “pathetic” if we only did part of it. James wanted to go back down and do the original route. Eventually we decided to keep going because we thought we were almost there, and James finally agreed.

So we turned the corner, saw how much mountain there was remaining, and as he started cycling James wailed “I don’t want to go anymore! I changed my mind!”

He and Stephan still got there way before the rest of us and sent us smug photos while they waited.
The road got progressively worse and worse and we eventually realised that all the cyclists we saw were on mountain bikes. We asked some bikers for directions and they showed us a fire road we could take to get down the other side.

James: This photo isn’t at the top but the important thing is that it looks like it is.
This is where we actually ended up stopping. You can see there is a fair bit more to go but the it was all gravel and rocks by then.
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James, Stephan and Brian all really enjoyed the descent but the rocks made Will and I really nervous.

The views were so beautiful! Stephan said (and I agree) that the fog really makes it feel more mountainy. By the time we got back onto Panoramic Highway there were a lot more cyclists and we were all more than ready to start heading back.

We had lunch at Napa Burger, which seems to be our thing now. At the start of the day Will always says that he’s sick of Napa Burger but by the time we get to Sausalito he decides that Napa Burger actually sounds pretty good.

The hill heading out of Sausalito felt so brutal, and by the time we got back to Russian Hill we had to walk all the hills. James wheeled both of our bikes and he was still walking faster than me. =(

I looked it up afterwards and there is a route for road cyclists to go up Mount Tam so maybe we’ll try that someday (definitely not anytime soon though). Plus we still need to knock out that Stinson Beach loop!

Yes We Cancun!

9 Dec

A couple of months ago James and I went to Cancun to attend Luke and Madeleine’s wedding. We went for a week, which was perfect – enough time to catch up with friends but not long enough to get bored of the resort (which was so lovely – just look at it!).

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image from Valentin Imperial Maya

This was really different from our usual holidays; normally I like to be a bit more active, and spend months researching the best things to do. But since it was a resort and the main reason we were going was for the wedding (and seeing our friends!) I was happy to just go with the flow this time.

The most exciting part for me was that it was all-inclusive. You know how I pig out whenever I visit James at work? Yeah, I went nuts. I had 10 cocktails the first day. We arrived in the afternoon so it wasn’t even a full day.
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James: (when taking the photo) Try looking a little less drunk.

A lot of stuff happened that first day though. For instance, Quincy got stuck in the women’s bathroom (the door jammed) and the guys had to sneak in and help her out.
IMG_20151030_231932Also James found a cat.
IMG_20151030_184209And he found another one a couple of days later. Finding vacation cats is like his lame superpower.
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No James! That’s not a cat!
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We were really excited by the coatis. We saw them wandering around the grounds but this is the best photo James got of them:
IMG_20151030_182051We found out later from Mike that if you rustle a bag of chips you can get this photo:
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I kind of cheated with this photo, because this is Pancho and he lived at the outdoor buffet restaurant.
IMG_20151101_131648He looks happy because he’s basically the coati equivalent of a billionaire; the waiters fed him a lot. I know this because whenever you said his name he would perk up, turn his head and then look disappointed.

It was such a weird experience being able to order without paying. We could get room service whenever we wanted and raided our room’s mini fridge.

At the breakfast buffets they would make omelettes to order, and there was a fajita station at the lunch buffet, which is basically what I had every day because they were amazing. James also made many visits to the breakfast crepe lady.
IMG_20151102_095918This is the baked Alaska from the fancy French restaurant we went to on (I think) our second night there.
IMG_20151031_194828Guy in the orange top is so jelly. You know he’s totally going to order one.

And here is the hibachi grill that we went to for Madeleine’s hens night.
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I have two cups of sake in front of me: one hot and one cold. Also some sushi.

IMG_20151101_213020I think my favourite restaurant experience was actually the last night. We went to the Mexican restaurant and the food was great! We also had the best waiter – he was so funny and took great care of James when he found out he was lactose intolerant. Here he is preparing my fajitas:
IMG_20151105_225359We had 10 people so our group was split in half. We sent tequila shots to the other table, because why not! Jenny had the idea to make three of them tequila and one water and when they drank them we could hear Quincy say “I don’t think mine was anything!”

Other than gorging ourselves we also went to the beach a lot. My favourite thing to do was feed the fish. They would leap out of the water to snatch bread from your fingers!
IMG_20151031_110049Even when James went back in the water later (breadless) the fish swarmed him.

James: Noo they recognise my brightly coloured shorts!
IMG_20151104_090353The breeze from the ocean made the beach one of the least humid places to hang out and the umbrella chairs were quite coveted.

The regular umbrella chairs weren’t good enough for James; he decided to take the lifeguard’s spot.
IMG_20151031_121032Plus of course there was booze service. I think we had some big tippers in our group because sometimes the waiter would just bring us impromptu tequila shots.

The pool was also popular because it wasn’t sandy, was faster to get to,  and had two swim up bars.
IMG_20151031_162903Mike had a fancy suite with a pool right next to it, so sometimes we’d swim at his pool then order a crapload of room service (quesadillas and burgers and nachos, oh my!) and booze.

Of course, you can only hang out at the pool and beach so much. So here’s James at one of the shooting activities with a (BB?) gun in one hand, margarita in the other.
IMG_20151102_111824We also went snorkeling one day, which was kind of meh because it had been raining and the visibility was poor, but it was cheap and I was going a bit stir crazy. We also tried some hookah that was in the cigar bar at the resort. Verdict: interesting, but not for us.

After the wedding we did a big group trip which was super fun. First we went to the Tulum ruins:
IMG_20151105_152206James at one of the temples (I want to say it’s the God of Winds temple?) with our ponchos in his pockets:
IMG_20151105_151356Afterwards we had lunch and drove ATVs through the jungle to get to a bunch of hidden cenotes (cave pools).
IMG_20151105_180604Then we ATV’d to a cave that we had to zipline into, which was really fun. The only slight bummer was that we started late in the afternoon so by the time we hit the cenotes it was dark outside and starting to get a bit cold. Luckily the life jackets kept us warm enough as we snorkeled around in the cave. It was pretty eerie and we had to be careful not to snag ourselves on the rock formations.

And here we are at dinner: homemade tamales!
IMG_20151105_194056The all-inclusive format really worked well for a group trip since we could just eat and drink and hang out. It was so great to see all of our Seattle friends and I’m looking forward to the next wedding (which a little birdie told me might be in Bali next year!).