I always complain to James about my big legs – I mean, I like them because they’re useful, but aesthetically I would prefer nice slim limbs.
Anyway, James was playing Streetfighter on his iPhone, and his character was fighting Chun Li. He kept laughing at how huge her legs were, and I kept frowning at him. It took him a couple of tries to beat her – on easy mode FYI – no doubt due to the awesomeness of her giant legs.
After he (finally) beat Chun Li, he was really happy, until he saw the victory screen, and then he gasped in horror (and then he laughed):
Streetfighter lady who looks like Pink, you are mean!